Come On, People
I can't write anything new until SOMEONE comments on the "Socially Unconscious Vehicle" post. Why aren't people responding to this? Is the mock-abbreviation (S.U.V., get it?) too clever for itself? Or too obvious? I seriously thought coffee houses would be abuzz by now with this hilarious expression, which I believe I coined. I really thought this was gonna be my big break.
P.S. If you have the means, I really recommend walking on your local frozen lake and maybe even lasering a figure 8 in the ice. It just feels good!